The art of trash-talking....It is an art that no one should be without.Sure, there are many people say it may not help. But, trash talking can be used to annoy people, maybe even throwing off their game plan against you. Ifthere is a crowd, trash talking can be very funny. If you win, they call you the man(or woman). If you lose, they say you talk too much. That's why it is important to win.Here are some sayings to get started...
When you walk in....
"With this quarter, I shall defeat anybody!" "This is the only quarter I need for tonight." "Who's the first person that's gonna get whooped by me?!?" "Alright people, the man, the myth, the legend is here...."
When playing...
You go get a drink in between rounds.... "Is this where I start?" "C'mon, my mom can do that combo." "When are you gonna play for real?" "This is not Tetris!" You start talking to someone else while playing... "Your girl/boyfriend is looking away because you suck so much." "It's OK, kid." Submitted by Ryu951@aol.com. "I don't want any more minute men!" Sumbitted by Gabriel. "Man, Go play Mortal Kombat 3!!!!" "What if I start wiggling the joystick?" You walk away.
When welcoming a new challenger...
"Look, the machine don't even want to take your quarter because it knows you are going to lose..." "Not again...when are you gonna learn?" "Watch out, I'm gonna send you to your momma early tonight." "Next!!!" "Do you want me to play for real?" "C'mon!!! I need some real comp here!"
