* MrWizard slaps tragic with 6 cheeseburgers and yells "DO YOU THINK ITS LUNCH?!"
<Maxstah> working at Walmart 14 hrs. a day is all the fuckin exercise I need
<Ponder-`> Viscant: Just get some piercings. 
<tragic> i need a DDR machine, and some hot chicks to say "ill fuck you if you lose weight"
<LA_Akira> I swear... people just hate exercise
<Viscant> Once was when I was walking back to my car from the movie theater by the Hooters in Gaslamp.
<Tobias_> that was too close
<Tobias_> i almost resigned onto EQ
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<Tobias_> luckiily i dont' knwo where my cd key is =)
<Kuro> tob: do it do it do it
<Viscant> Once was when I was near the seal beach in La Jolla.
<tragic> man. i need some shit to supress my apefuckingtite.
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<Maxstah> trag start smoking
<FMJaguar> shit, i want to restart windows but this d/l is goin
<tragic> fuck no
<Maxstah> haha
<Viscant> The other was when I was lost looking for some coffee shop in La Jolla. That was the one with the gun.
<tragic> imma start smoking crack

<Ponder-`> tragic: They've got shit you can put on your tongue that makes everything taste bad.
<tragic> thats what ill do. or heroin
<Ponder-`> Or get metabolife.
<tragic> ponder yeah i know. 
<tragic> i have metabolife
<Maxstah> ponder doesn't work
<Kuro> wtf?
<Maxstah> i've tried that
<Maxstah> lol
<tragic> it does work. just not as effective as i need
<Kuro> visc: remind me never to go anywhere with you again
<LA_Akira> just find some sort of exercise that is fun... then you can eat what you want
<Ponder-`> lol
<tragic> nothing could supress maxtahs appetite
<Viscant> Seriously.
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<Viscant> Obviously it didn't help that I walked everywhere last year.
<tragic> my fav excersise is sex but i need to be fit to get some honies that i would want to fuck. catch 22.
<Ponder-`> what happens if you take too much metabolife?
<tragic> no idea. never tried
<tragic> maybe you shit out a lump of fat
<tragic> like joeys mom
<tragic> oops
<tragic> nm
<tragic> "we will call it joey" LUNCHTIME
<aumgNODDR> get some heroine... that shit will slim you down FAST
<MrWizard> fucking tragic
<MrWizard> that fat fuck
<tragic> haha
<tragic> i need some heroine yeah
<MrWizard> he got a job at magic mountain
<MrWizard> pushing the bucaneer
<SonOfShao> thats why you start with the desperate ones
<LA_Akira> or speed
<SonOfShao> then work your way up to the fine ones
<tragic> wtf. joey so fat, nigga leg says "amtrak" on it
<LA_Akira> wheres bmw at?
<LA_Akira> ben knows
<LA_Akira> :P
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat he sells shade
<LA_Akira> lol
<Kuro> haha
<tragic> mrwizard so fat, nigga took a ride in a hotairballon. looked like he had tights on
<aumgNODDR> hehe
<LA_Akira> lol
<tragic> sup now
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat his blood type is ragu
<tragic> you better type faster you pirhana
<tragic> man wtf. why you pull out jokes from 1972
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<MrWizard> well if you remember
<MrWizard> then your fat and OLD!
<tragic> joey so fat, nigga jumped in the air and got stuck
<waterb0y> damn
<tragic> joe so fat, he fall outta bed... lands on both sides of it.
<waterb0y> that cold
<Javi> haha
<tragic> joey so fat, nigga go to the movies... sits next to everyone
<tragic> joey so fat, he scrub his ass with a tree
<aumgNODDR> haha
<tragic> sup now
<Javi> HEHE
<tragic> you got anymore?
<tragic> ill give you 2 for everyone one.
<MrWizard> im thinking
<Maxstah> no he's reading
<Viscant> Hit him back, man. =)
<tragic> you got nothin... but chins and rolls. look like a chinese bakery nigga
<aumgNODDR> we've got a 300+lb DDR player up here... when you play with him the platform shakes too much, it can knock you out of rhythm.
<Maxstah> aumgn: just go back to idling please
<Maxstah> u just like ruined the whole thing
<Maxstah> hahahaha
<Javi> haha
<tragic> im listening to the pokemon theme song. you cant beat me now man. im on a roll... 
<tragic> better than joey.. where they rolls are on a wizard
<aumgNODDR> well... i wasn't joking around...
<Maxstah> oh
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<Javi> you momma so fat, when she plays in the ocean bitch makes tidal waves
<FMJaguar> so i guess i shouldn't say the part about him sending toliet paper fedex to wipe his ass next day?
<Maxstah> aumgn: u live near Wiz?
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<Maxstah> ha
<tragic> joey so fat, nigga hitchike on dumptrucks
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat he sweats crisco
<tragic> hah
<tragic> joey so fat, he tripped over kmart, stumbled over walmart, fell right on target
<Javi> your momma so fat she fights with gorillas for food
<tragic> stay out of this javi. before you get rocked.
<Javi> aw man
<tragic> this is between me and fatass
<Javi> cmon
<MrWizard> trag is so fat if he weighed 5 more pounds, he could get group insurance
<Javi> ok
<tragic> joey so fat, nickname as a little kid was "DAMMMMMMMMN!"
<Javi> lol
<aumgNODDR> hehe
<tragic> joey so fat, nigga need a sock for each toe.
<Javi> LOL
<tragic> joey so fat, he eat wheat thicks.
<Javi> huh?
<aumgNODDR> heeheeh
<waterb0y> thicks
<waterb0y> lol
<Javi> oh
<Javi> lol
<tragic> joey so fat, i jog around him for excersise
<waterb0y> come on wizard
<waterb0y> FIGHT BACK
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat when he looks at the menu he says "ok"
<tragic> joe so fat, he bungee jumps and goes straight to hell
<tragic> joey got his own gravatational pull
<Javi> lol
<Tobias_> lol
<tragic> joey so fat, everytime someone say KOOL AID.. nigga bust through a wall
<Javi> lololol
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat when he steps on the scale it says one at a time
<aumgNODDR> HAHAHAHAHA
<waterb0y> damn
<tragic> joey so fat, you gotta roll over twice just to get off him.
<aumgNODDR> hehe
<Javi> boo
<Javi> that was old
<LA_Akira> boo
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<Javi> but the kool aid takes the cake
<tragic> joey so fat, nigga went swimming, spain floated up in a boat and claimed him for the new world
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat , even bill gates couldnt pay for liposuction
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<LA_Akira> kool aid is dope
<aumgNODDR> the koolaid one is awesome.
<tragic> joey so fat, he give you a piggy back and yer ears pop
<MrWizard> tragci is so fat when he goes to amusement parks people try to ride him
<Maxstah> Joeys family is so poor I went to the door and rang the doorbell and your mom stuck her head out the window and said "ding-dong"
<tragic> heyshitup maxtah
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<Kuro> go back to ____line
<Javi> am too funny
<tragic> joey so fat, dude put on a yello raincoat and niggas started yellin TAXI
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<Javi> boo
<tragic> joey so fat he got baptized at sea world
<MrWizard> ban is so fat that his senior pictures had to be aerial views
<MrWizard> ben is so fat that his senior pictures had to be aerial views
<Javi> lol
<Maxstah> joeys so fat he got stuck between the north and south pole
<waterb0y> lol
<tragic> joey so fat, he gotta pull down his pants to reach in his pockets
<Javi> um
<tragic> joey so fat, he tripped on 4th ave and landed on 12th
<Mzaiaiai> ?
<MrWizard> ben is so fat his clothes have stretch marks
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<LA_Akira> boo
<Zeruel> okay trag
<Zeruel> where do I send the file to
<waterb0y> faster wizard
<Javi> zeruel shhhhhhhhhhhh
<tragic> joey so fat, he bungee jump and pull the whole bridge down
<tragic> DCC
<Zeruel> And how should I send it
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<tragic> joey so fat, nigga fell in love and broke it
<Javi> HAHAH
<MrWizard> ben is so fat the AIDS quilt wouldnt even cover him
<waterb0y> DAMN
<tragic> joey so fat, he got on a scale and it said "we dont do livestock"
<Mzaiaiai> to be continued
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat when he goes to all you can eat buffet then had to install speed bumps
<Maxstah> joeys so fat when God said "let there be light" he made your ass move
<tragic> joey so fat, neck look like a pair of hotdogs
<tragic> maxtah shadup
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<Maxstah> fuck if i can't
<Javi> lol
<FMJaguar> so fat God couldn't life \
<tragic> joey so fat, looks like nigga trying to smuggle a volkswagon
<LA_Akira> lol
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<Mzaiaiai> neck? hotdogs?
<FMJaguar> so fat God couldn't lift his spirits
<FMJaguar> damn dcc
<Mzaiaiai> ha
<FMJaguar> pokemon getting in my way
<tragic> joey so fat, he go to the beach and the tide comes in
<Javi> no
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat when he got hit by a bus, he said "who threw that rock?"
<Maxstah> trag DCC is done
<Javi> HAHA
<tragic> joey so fat, when he play hopscotch... he goes "la, chicago, new york..."
<Javi> boo
<Viscant> Good fight
<LA_Akira> its all about the kool aid
<Viscant> That was high quality
<LA_Akira> still the best
<tragic> joey legs look like spoiled milk. white and chunky
<MIC_> joey is so fat when he walks down the street there is no other side
<FMJaguar> ya'll hear that pokemon thing... it's like 'Pika.. pika.. CHEWBACCA <chomp>'
<waterb0y> ooooooooooooh
<LA_Akira> hey mic
<waterb0y> nic clowning wizard too
<MIC_> sup
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<tragic> joey so fat, i had to take a bus and two taxis to get on his good side!
<aumgNODDR> fmj; nope...
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<MrWizard> When she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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<MIC_> fuck you wizard
<tragic> she? joey cpying moma jokes!
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<MrWizard> fuck you you white fuck
<Javi> that is classic
<FMJaguar> lol
<tragic> joey so fat, nigga wake up in sections
<Javi> lol
<tragic> joey so fat, some peopel think he gods bowlin ball
<waterb0y> DAMN
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat he got his own area code
<tragic> joey so fat he on both sides of the family
<MIC_> joey is so fat he goes to a restaurant, looks at a menu, and says "okay"
<FMJaguar> tragic is winnin this one
<tragic> joey so fat, he layed on the beach and greenpeace rolled his ass back in
<LA_Akira> dood.... my stomach was hurting from that kool aid one
<Javi> La_Akira: me too
<Viscant> mic: Been done
<tragic> joey so fat, when a nigga try to haul ass he gotta make two trips
<Javi> lol
<MIC_> oh, sorry
<Viscant> Nice
<MrWizard> maxstah is so fat his nickname is damn
<tragic> joey so fat, nigga got hit by a parked car
<Erdnase> someone cut and paste the kool aid
<Javi> tragic was winning, but he was coming up with old ones too
<Javi> <tragic> joey so fat, everytime someone say KOOL AID.. nigga bust through a wall
<tragic> joey so fat, he got a run in his bluejeans
<Javi> LOL
<Erdnase> hhaha
<Erdnase> hahahahhah
<MIC_> joey is so fat, the weather service gives names to his farts
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat his butt looks like two pigs fighting over a hershey kiss
<Javi> HAHAHAH
<LA_Akira> I can picture joey busting through a wall right now :)
<Javi> @ Wizard
<tragic> joey so fat, he fell over... then rocked his ass to sleep trying to get up.
<Maxstah> Joeys teeth so fucked up when he drives down the road smiling it looks like he's giving out gang signs
<Javi> DAMN
<Viscant> Yeah. I pictured it.
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<tragic> joey so fat, i tried to drive around him and i ran out of gas
<Javi> hehehe
<ShinJN> that kool aid one rocks
<tragic> joey so fat, animals at the zoo feed him
<MrWizard> ben is so fat his shadow of his ass weighs 50 lbs
<Javi> HAHAHAHAHA
<tragic> joey so fat, when he dance at a concert, the band skips
<MrWizard> way.t00.g00d
<Viscant> ha
<Mzaiaiai> clash of the titans
<ShinJN> hahahaha
<tragic> joey so fat, he set off car alarms when he plays DDR
<Javi> try again
<waterb0y> lol
<tragic> joey so fat, he use a 2x4 to pick his teeth
<Zeruel> oh no....
<FMJaguar> haha
<Javi> lol
<ShinJN> dood...I hope someone has this logged
<Viscant> Still Kool Aid, then love.
<MrWizard> ben is so fat he showers at a car wash
<Viscant> My two favorites so far.
<ShinJN> i gotta rad the whole thing
<Javi> haahah
<LA_Akira> boo
<ShinJN> stupid homework kept me away
<tragic> joey so fat, he put on a pair of BVDs and by the time they reached his waist they read BouleVarD
<Javi> LOL
<Mzaiaiai> ha
<waterb0y> lol
<LA_Akira> haha
<Mzaiaiai> creative
<Tobias_> HAHA
<tragic> joey so fat, he woulda played elliot in E.T., cept when he rode the bike across the moon he caused an eclipse
<Viscant> And we finally have a full peanut gallery.
<MrWizard> ben is so fat, when he goes to the beach, he is the only one that gets a tan
<Javi> hehe
<LA_Akira> old
<aumgNODDR> hmm
<tragic> joey so fat, they tie a rope around him and drag him through tunnels to clean em'
<ShinJN> what was the other cool one besides the kool aid one?
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<MrWizard> ben is so fat if he bent over they could show 2 movies on his ass
<aumgNODDR> hehe
<Javi> lolol
<Viscant> shinJN: so fat when he fall in love he broke it.
<tragic> joey so fat, when he stands in the left lane, the green arrow pops up
<MCTek> lol
<ShinJN> haha
<tragic> joey so fat he gave the hospital stretch marks
<Javi> nooooo
<Mzaiaiai> ?
<Mzaiaiai> hiss
<Javi> boo
<tragic> joey so fat, national weather agency started assigning names to his farts
<Javi> haha
<Viscant> been done
<MrWizard> tragc repeated
<waterb0y> already done
<MrWizard> he loses
<MrWizard> weak
<tragic> joey so fat, we went to the drive in and didnt pay cause we dressed the nigga like a chevy
<Javi> um
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat his picture weighs 10 lbs
<Mzaiaiai> no
<Javi> haha
<ShinJN> um...no
<aumgNODDR> haha
<tragic> joey so fat, he was Miss Arizona.... battleship cruiser
<Mzaiaiai> no
<Javi> no
<Mzaiaiai> that picture joke is the same as the shadow one
<Mzaiaiai> try again
<Mzaiaiai> no
<Javi> boo
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<MrWizard> ben is so fat she broke all the branches on the family tree
<Mzaiaiai> haha
<MrWizard> ben is so fat he broke all the branches on the family tree
<FMJaguar> she? hahaha
<Javi> hey
<tragic> joey so fat, his waist size is higher than his IQ
<Mzaiaiai> ripped
<FMJaguar> unoriginal bastard
<Javi> I think Wizard's looking at a book
<aumgNODDR> hehe
<tragic> lol
<FMJaguar> joey fell down and had to set his watch back 3 hours
<Viscant> Nah. These are all adapted mama jokes.
<Mzaiaiai> ... so fat, he wore a malcom x jacket and a helicopter landed on him
<Javi> bo
<MCTek> lol
<tragic> joey so fat, nigga got a ham for a pet
<Maxstah> mamas so fat i walked half way around her and got lost
<Javi> haha
<LA_Akira> lol
<Mzaiaiai> ...so fat, he has to iron his clothes on the freeway
<tragic> joey so fat, i walked by his house and saw his ass in every window.
<MrWizard> ben is so big his belly button's got an echo
<tragic> joey so fat, even god cant lift his spirits
<Javi> lol
<Mzaiaiai> old
<Mzaiaiai> been said
<Mzaiaiai> boo
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<tragic> josy so fat, he wipe his ass with a mattress
<Mzaiaiai> ha
<LA_Akira> hehe
<tragic> joey so fat, he free willy's stunt double
<Javi> mama is so fat, I use her belt as the highway
<MrWizard> ben is so fat that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
<tragic> joey so fat, saw his ass on the empire state building snatching planes
<Javi> lol
<aumgNODDR> man... tragic is just getting bad...
<tragic> joey so fat, he has a life size tattoo of the projects
<tragic> augmn lol dont make me rock you next.
<MrWizard> lool
<LA_Akira> lol
<aumgNODDR> tragic; unless you got skinny jokes you have no chance. :)
<tragic> augmn so fat, he jump off a high dive and show up on radar
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat he eats biscuits as tic tacs
<aumgNODDR> skinny white guy jokes. :)
<tragic> mrwizard so fat, after sex he smoke a turkey
<waterb0y> THATS OLD
<ShinJN> that's like 10 years old
<tragic> joey so fat, his belt size is Equator
<Ponder-`> smoked turkey is good
<LA_Akira> ohhh... theres another tic tac one... what was it?
<Javi> your momma so fat she thinks the zoo hold animal crackers
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat he gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
<Maxstah> lol both of ya'll are on Jokes.com
<Maxstah> running down the list!
<aumgNODDR> hehehe
<Javi> haha
<Viscant> hah
<LA_Akira> weeeeeeeeaaaak
<Javi> weaaaaaaaaaak
<Maxstah> i dunno if trag is
<Maxstah> but Wiz is
<Maxstah> he did 3 in a row that are RIGHT IN A ROW on this list
<tragic> joey so fat, they stopped him at the airport for carrying 10 kilos of crack
<Maxstah> BUSTED
<MrWizard> ben is so fat he stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
<Maxstah> game over Trag wins
<Mzaiaiai> ... so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at him
<aumgNODDR> tragic is going too fast to be getting them off the top of his head.
<MrWizard> exactly
<FMJaguar> i think freestylin should be next
<LA_Akira> he's prolly cuttin and pastin
<tragic> hold phone for a sec
<tragic> ok back
<Mzaiaiai> ... so fat, his ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. 
<tragic> joey so fat, he fill up the bathtub... then turns on the water
<Javi> haha
<tragic> joey so fat, he got the part in raiders of the lost ark as the huge ball
<Mzaiaiai> ... so fat, no one can talk behind his back
<tragic> lol
<tragic> i think its time to rock augmn
<Javi> yeah
<aumgNODDR> yeah, bring on the skinny white guy jokes. :)
<ShinJN> "trag bags vol.2 - aumgn style"
<tragic> augmn so skinny, nigga gota wear a belt with spandex
<LA_Akira> lol
<aumgNODDR> haha
<tragic> =)
<Viscant> so skinny gotta run around in the shower to get wet
<MrWizard> augmn is so skinny he could hang glide on a dorito
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<Javi> lolol
<tragic> augmn so short his nipples touch
<tragic> augmn so short he gotta cuff his boxers
<aumgNODDR> i don't get that one...
<FMJaguar> MrWizard: you gotta stop tryin to use english.. 'augmn so ....' not 'augmn is so'
<tragic> augmn so short he need a ladder to pick up a dime
<Mzaiaiai> boo
<MrWizard> FMJaguar: this aint no english class you fucknut
<tragic> augmn so short he do backflips under the bed
<Javi> aumgn is so skinny he uses Chapstick as deodorant
<Ponder-`> Javi: THIEF!
<Ponder-`> Javi: Get off Jokes.com
<Javi> HAHAHAH
<FMJaguar> MrWizard: duh, that's what i said to stop using english!
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<Maxstah> HEY
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<Maxstah> how did Omar get left out the skinny jokes?!
<tragic> augmn so short, he a trophy model
<tragic> augmn so short, he the original q-tip
<FMJaguar> haha
<tragic> augmn so short, he can swing his legs when he sittin on the curb
<LA_Akira> wassup with omar?
<LA_Akira> havent heard from that foo in a while
<Maxstah> omar=hypr_
<Maxstah> omar deloney that is
<Javi> aumgn is so skinny he can fit in the cracks of light
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<aumgNODDR> bye :)
<tragic> maxtah so hairy, went to get a haircut and opened his shirt
<Javi> lol
<LA_Akira> yeah... I keep missing him when I'm on here tho
<Maxstah> oh hellllll no 
<Maxstah> we ain't goin there
<MrWizard> lo0lololol
<Mzaiaiai> haha
<tragic> maxtah so dirty, he made speed stick slow down
<Mzaiaiai> max: he chose you
<Viscant> Hah
<tragic> maxtah so nasty he bring crabs to the beach
<MrWizard> max is so hariy when he lifts up his arms people swear its sasquatch
<tragic> max so nasty, fish pay him to leave
<Mzaiaiai> ... so smelly, he makes right guard turn left
<LA_Akira> alright fewlz
<Maxstah> am i stupid enough to try to drown a fish also?
<LA_Akira> lates
<tragic> maxtah so nasty.. he joined the four horseman... death, famine, war, kris
<Maxstah> cya LA
<LA_Akira> c ya max
<tragic> latah la
<Viscant> Ha
<LA_Akira> ben lates
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<Maxstah> ok i'm over it
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<Javi> booo
<MaxZzzz> Trag check out that mpeg make sure u got it ok
<tragic> max so nasty, skunks run from him
<Mzaiaiai> boo
<tragic> ok
<tragic> Zeruel that dcc stopped
<tragic> maxtah teeth so rotten, whe a nigga smile, look like he got a mouthful of dominoes
<tragic> when
<Javi> l;ol
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<tragic> JAVI. I CHOSE YOU
<MrWizard> max is so hairy he has afros on his nipples
<tragic> javi so stupid, he thought a hot meal was stolen
<Mzaiaiai> oooh
<tragic> javi so stupid, saw a sign that said wet floor... so he did
<Mzaiaiai> trag chose javi
<Javi> maxstah is so fat, you get on his chest and you swear you were in the woods
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<tragic> hah
<MaxZzzz> javi's so stupid when I said he can get off garden duty today to go visit the family....he believed me!
<MrWizard> javi is so stupid he sold his car for gas money
<tragic> javi so stupid, went to the drug store and asked for weed
<Javi> uh oh
<tragic> javi so stupid, he thought aspiration was butt sweat
<Viscant> Very nice.
<Javi> huh?
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<Javi> oh
<tragic> javi so dumb, he put a phone on his ass to make a booty call
<MrWizard> javi is so stupid he got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
<tragic> javi so dumb, he came to a golfland tournament, saw a sign that said "golfland left" and he went home
<waterb0y> FIGHT BACK JAVI
<Joking> Yo momma has a leg growin out of her back and she is always talkin about how she wants to kick back with you!!!!!!!!!
<MrWizard> javi is so stupid he go stabbed in a shootout
<tragic> javi think taco bell is a mexican phone company
<Javi> tragic so dumb, when they told him to reboot the computer he kicked it
<Joking> hah
<tragic> javi so dumb, nigga took a cup to see Juice
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<FMJagemon> better
<tragic> javi so dumb, tried to drown a fish
<Javi> tragic is so fat he thought the Burger King was his title
<tragic> javi so stupid, took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
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<Joking> yo momma is like orchard supply, 5 cents a screw!!!
<MrWizard> javi is so dumb he waited 4 weeks at the movies to see "closed for winter"
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<tragic> shutup joking!
<Joking> heh
<tragic> javi so stupid, he brought a token to get on soul train
<Rairu> aww hell no, my printer just punked me. I clicked cancel print and it just said "permission denied" =P
<MrWizard> javi is so stupid when he saw the NC-17 movie he went and got 16 of his friends
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<tragic> javi so stupid, on an application that asked for SEX? he checked M, F, and wrote in "sometimes wednesdays too"
<waterb0y> javi has 16 freinds?
<GunterJPN> hey ben
<Rairu> Gunter: saikin wa dou?
<tragic> javi so dumb he took the pepsi challenge and chose Jif
<Javi> ben so stupid he went to go see if a check can really bounce
<GunterJPN> Nash: mada kaze dakedo... sono hoka ni heiki
<tragic> javi so fat, you stand next to him and you can hear the ocean
<MrWizard> javi is so stupid he tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
<Javi> woah. that can't apply
<Javi> I'm not fat
<Joking> yo momma is so ugly that she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application
<tragic> javi so stupid, he thought Fleetwood Mac was a new burger at McDonalds
<Joking> hah
<tragic> javi so stupid, he sit on the tv and watch the couch
<MrWizard> tracgic: try to keep them recent
<Javi> boo
<MrWizard> Fleetwood mac?
<MrWizard> o_O
<tragic> lol dont makeme koolaid you bitch
<waterb0y> KOOL AID
<waterb0y> OWNS WIZZU
<tragic> javi so stupid, he jumped out a window and went up
<Ponder-`> Oh great...
<MrWizard> fuck you you fucking fuck
<Ponder-`> The United States and Russia Wednesday unveiled joint video-linked command centers to oversee both countries' 132 atomic reactors in an effort to prevent a nuclear mishap during the Y2K rollover. 
<Javi> tragic so fat he thinks the zoo is the place where they make animal crackers
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<tragic> hehe
<Javi> ben is so fat he made the earth implode
<Javi> ben is so fat that he uses Jupiter as a kickball
<Javi> ben is so fat that he can drink the Milky Way
<tragic> javo so dumb, he asked me what type of jeans i had on, i said "guess" and a nigga said "uhm wrangler?"
<MrWizard> javi is so stupid he bought a glass door with a peep hole
<tragic> joey so dumb he thought forest gump was a national park
<Rairu> you guys are so ugly that when you were kids you had to trick or treat over the phone
<tragic> javi went to a wallgreens and yelled "these walls aint green!"
<Joking> yo momma so stupid she tripped over a coorless phone
<Javi> wizard is so fat astrologers think that his belly button is a black hole
<Joking> hah
<tragic> joey so stupid, he thought Manual Labor was the president of mexico
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<Rairu> heh
<Joking> heh
<tragic> javi so stupid, he looked in a mirror and said "dont copy me!"
<tragic> joey so stupid he thought Johhny Cash was a pay toilet
<tragic> javi so dumb, nigga brought toilet paper to a crap game
<MrWizard> ben is so ugly that they moved halloween to his birthday
<Javi> ben so fat he uses Texas as his belt buckle
<tragic> joey so fat, he got hit by a car and said "i love what you do for me.. toyota!"
<Rairu> err
<tragic> javi so dumb, he went to an antique store and said "whats new?"
<MrWizard> ben so ulgy he entered a dog show and WON!
<Rairu> yo momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck
<Javi> joey so fat , you have to have an earthquake to wake him up
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<Joking> javi momma so damn fat that when she wore a Malcom X shirt a helicopter damn near landed on him
<MaxZzzzzz> uh oh...
<MaxZzzzzz> lag test
<MaxZzzzzz> grrr
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<Javi> ben so fat that she uses the ocean as a waterbed
<tragic> ponder so black, he spit chocolate milk
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<MrWizard> javi so ugly they filmed gorrillas in the mist in his shower
<Javi> he
<Javi> oops
<MrWizard> ahahahaha
<tragic> ponder so black he leave fingerprints on charcoal
<MrWizard> ponder
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<tragic> ponder so black he gotta wear white gloves so he dont think his fingers are tootsie rolls
<Rairu> your such a pig, that when your mom brings home the groceries she has to hire a rodeo clown, to distract you while she puts them away
<tragic> pondr so black, when the police shot at him. the bullets came back for flashlights
<Joking> hah
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat he speaks in surround sound
<Javi> lol
<scir> lol
<waterb0y> DAMN
<tragic> joey so ugly, freddy kreuger have nightmares of him
<MrWizard> tragic is so greasy texaco buys oil from him
<tragic> joey so ugly, went to get his nose peirced and got stabbed int he ass
<Joking> u so stupid you got your head up your ass and you still cant see shit!
<Rairu> your mother is so fat, that she needed to be baptized at sea world
<tragic> joeking so ugly, rice crispies wont even talk to him
<tragic> rairu all those were covered
<MrWizard> lololol
<tragic> rairu so ugly, he turned medusa to stone
<Rairu> tragic: heh.. whoops.. need new material =D
<MIC_> joey is so stupid he thinks grape-nuts is an STD
<Javi> ben so fat, he uses mountains as acupuncture
<tragic> rairu so ugly, his g/f take him to work se she doesnt have to kiss him goodbye
<Joking> U so ugly that u ate shit and said,"I had bettah meals, this aint shit!"
<Joking> ):
<tragic> wtf was that
<tragic> you fucking suck
<Rairu> heh
<Javi> boo
<Rairu> haha
<Joking> ugly=stupid
<tragic> joeking aint so bad, nigga give you the hair off his back
<Joking> and still sux
<Joking> whoa
<tragic> joeking house so dirty, nigga gotta wipe his feet before he go outside
<Rairu> Mr. Cureton is so dumb he tried to sue cause he got hit by a parked car
<Joking> heh
<tragic> used that one roo rairu
<tragic> too
<Rairu> dayam
<Rairu> =P
<tragic> rairu hair so wrinkled, nigga gotta screw his hat on
<Joking> heh
<Rairu> haha
<tragic> rairu so smelly, the flys help patch the screen door
<MrWizard> tragic is so poor he eats cereal with a fork to save milk
<Joking> hah
<tragic> rairu so crosseyed, he watches tv in stereo
<scir> hahah
<Javi> ben is so nasty, you'd look at his dingleberries and see that they were ripe
<Rairu> ur house is so small if you order a large pizza you have to eat it outside
<MrWizard> ben is so poor he recycles toilet paper
<tragic> javi breath so bad, when he yawn. the teeth duck
<tragic> mrwizard so ugly, niga threw a frizbee and its still going
<MrWizard> tragic is so fat even Big Boy says DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN
<Rairu> Mr. Cureton is so poor, I saw him kicking a bumball machine cause it wouldn't take food stamps
<tragic> ponder so black, his wedding cake was cornbread
<Rairu> heheh
<Ponder-`> s'right
<tragic> ponder so broke, i saw him down on the corner boxing a pigeon for a peanut
<MrWizard> well that was 90 minutes of fun
<Javi> ben is so fat that he uses a factory smokestack as as a cigarette
<ShinJN> hey Wiz...you got a log of this?
<tragic> mrwizard dick so small, he pee on his nuts
<Javi> haha
<ShinJN> haha
<MrWizard> shinjn yep
<tragic> mrwizard so gay. i called him a fag and he hit me with his purse
<ShinJN> mind sending it to me?
<Javi> hehe
<Rairu> ponder is so rich, he should pay for rairu's games of DDR at GW =D
<Joking> MrWiz: You are so gay that U take abuse from Richard Simmons when he gets frustrated
<Javi> man, I'm gonna put this log on #capcom page
<waterb0y> DAMN
<MrWizard> joeking is so nasty he has to SNEAK up on the bathwater
<tragic> ponder so old, nigga got an autographed bible
<tragic> ponder so old, he piss rust
<ShinJN> friggin trag man...you gotta write a book
<tragic> ponder so old, when he was in school... there was no History course
<tragic> ponder so old, his birth certificate be in roman numerals
<Rairu> tragic is so old he owes jesus a quarter
<MrWizard> tragic is so nasty when a girl called him for phone sex she got a ear infection
<ShinJN> javi...put it up 2morrow
<Rairu> MrWiz: lol
<Mzaiaiai> ... dick so small, he thought he had a pube till he pissed out of it
<Javi> lol
<tragic> ponder so old, he dream in reruns
<Rairu> heh
<tragic> ponder so old, he got food off the mayflower
<ShinJN> (insert name) so stupid..you stole free food
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<Rairu> stole free food haha
<MrWizard> ShinJN: stop being pussy and direct it at tragic =P
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<tragic> lol
<Mzaiaiai> ha
<Mzaiaiai> wiz needs the backup =/
<ShinJN> haha... for what? so he can kool aid me? haha
<tragic> shinjp house be so small, i put the key in the door and stabbed 5 people
<Mzaiaiai> there you go
<tragic> shinjp house so small, front door and back door on the same hinges
<MrWizard> lol
<Joking> YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE DOES CHINUPS ON HER OTHER CHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<tragic> shinjp house so small, welcome mat says "WEL"
<Joking> MADE THAT SHIT UP NOW
<Joking> WAZZUP!
<Mzaiaiai> haha
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<Rairu> tragic: lol
<Mzaiaiai> the jokes isn't funny
<MrWizard> shinjn house is so small he ordered a large pizza and had to go outside to eat it
<Rairu> I love that one
<MrWizard> shinjn's house is so cheap I rung the doorbell and he stuck his head out the window and said "Ding Dong!".
<waterb0y> thats was done already
<MrWizard> didnt see it
<Rairu> people seems to be running out of jokes...
<Javi> shinjn's momma so ugly that she had to feed her baby with a paper bag over her head
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<Javi> Your mama's so fat, that when she sat in a 
<Javi> monster truck, it turned into a lowrider. 
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<Javi> hehe
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<Javi> ew. ugly net split
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<Javi> heh
<Javi> that was a topic killer if I ever saw one
<Javi> the net split i mean
<ShinJN> jav: you got the log from beginning to end?